As I was leaving my dentist's office on Monday I saw a great bumper sticker on the car parked in front of me:
So many questions run through my head: Did they fall down at the starting line? Was the race cancelled? What was their finishing time? I must know so I can compare my 0.0 pace!
Obviously it's a jab at all the 13.1 and 26.2 stickers runners have on their vehicles. I don't have any on my car, but I do feel a sense of camaraderie when I pass a car on the highway with one. (Asshole question: Do you ever look in the vehicle to see the person who has a 26.2 sticker and then think: "There's no way that person ran a marathon!"? I'm such a terrible person sometimes.)
Some other funny car stickers I love are the ones that make fun of the stick family:
My sis and I will have this one someday. Maybe add another row of cats...
Just found this one. Must have it. My cats will be represented by little Ewoks.
Do you have any running stickers on your car?
What's your favorite funny bumper sticker?